You know you're a new mommy when...

You know you're a new mommy when your google search bar says "orange poop."

You know you're a new mommy when you check to see if your baby is breathing when he/she sleeps for more than an hour.

You know you're a new mommy when three hours of consecutive sleep feels like enough.

You know you're a new mommy when you have foreign substances on your shirt and you don't know or care if it's poop, spit up, breast milk, or the applesauce you spilled on yourself while squeezing a meal for yourself in.

You know you're a new mommy when you celebrate being able to wear pants with a zipper and button.

You know you're a new mommy when taking a shower is a highlight in your day. (or you know you're a new mommy when you can't remember the last time you took a shower. or you know you're a new mommy when you aren't sure if that smell is coming from you or the dog because it's been awhile since you had a few minutes to even think about taking a shower).